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Old 27-04-08   #1
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These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials , who obviously have a sense of humour. Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK). A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)A: Depends how much you've been drinking. Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden) A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water. Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns,Townsville andHervey Bay? (UK) A: What did your last slave die of?
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lol, I like those!! That is exactly what I would say, especially what did your last slave die of lol!!
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lol
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